|One time went something like this - "I got two cups, girl, and a pitcher, girl. And...and...I can't really rap, girl"|
|Look how swift!|
|There's no way I am literally showing my ass. Let this serve as a visual aid.|
I don't want to have a small butt, but I was just unpleasantly surprised by the jiggle factor. Facebook and Gchat research pointed to compression shorts as a possible solution, but until I get some, I will just have to make peace with my jiggle. And maybe wear sweats.